Lady Teacher to Students

Lady Teacher to Students
Lady Teacher to students:- "Sach" or " Veham" mein kiya farq hai?
Students:- aap jo hum ko parha rahi hain na ye "Sach" hai lakin---- hum parh rahay hain ye app ka "Veham" hai

Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi jo humne usko mari thi
Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi jo humne usko mari thi -- Woh joti bohaat bhari thi jo usne humko mari thi
Hum tu muft mein pit gaye Galib--- humein tu ankhoon ki bemaari thi

boy 2 girl

boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan me
kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa
kuch namkeen sa
kuch meetha sa
kaho,,,,,,,,
girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,HALWA PURI,,, 

har baat samjhane

har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti zindagi hamesha pane ke liye nahi hoti yaad aksar aati hai apki par har yad jataane ke liye nahi hoti.

Excellent mind

Excellent mind khubsurat chehra mithi awaj masum aankeh perfect personalaty khush mijaj andaz ye to hui mere baat or batao tum kainse ho.

Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya kasht pahuchaya taklif di pareshan kiya aur jo bhi kiya us ke liye aap se jo bane vo kar lo hum nahi sudhrenge.

Har pal tufano ka shor ho raha hai. Aapke sms ke bina dil bor ho raha hai. Ap to aate nahi aap ke sms kya hamara rista kamzor ho raha hai.

sms na karke kya jataoge. Itne paise bacha ke kya tajmahal banaoge. Aur tajmahal bana bhi liya to hume pata hai use ko bhi aap kiraye pe hi chadhaoge.

aur kuch nahi chaiye ek muskan hi kafi hai dil main bus arman hi kafi hain armaan hai ye ki aap sada khush raho hume yad rakhna, aapka ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.

zindagi ne khushiyon ko aaj pukara hai sada muskurao aapka har gum humara hai phool khilte rahe zindagi me apke kanto ke liye daman humara hai.

milkar bhichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate. Yahi sbse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.

kisi ne dil badal liya kisi ne dhadkan badal le aapke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko to aapne mandir me jakar chappal badal le. Very bad.

duriyan bahut hai par itna samajh lena ki paas rehkar hi koi rishta khas nahi hota aap dil ke pass itna ho ki durion ka bhi ehsaas nahi hota.

Is y ki tanhai

Is y ki tanhai se is dard ki gehrai se ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko aaj fir tumhain koi yaad kar raha hai.
Ye hichkiyan kyun mujhe aane lagi hai. Fizaon se bhi siskiyan aane lagi hain ye sochkar dil hai bahut khush ki yaad meri bhi kisiko satane lagi hai.

Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.

Do kadam to sabhi chalte hai par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata agar rokar bhulaye jaati yaadain to haskar koi gum na chupata.

Sabhi nagme saaj pe gaye nahi jate sabhi log mehfil me bulaye nahi jate kuch pass rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate aur kuch dur rehkar bhi bhulaye nahi jate.

Baagon main phool khilte rahenge. Raat main diye jalte rahenge dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenge.

Ruth gya mujh say

Ruth gya mujh say
Ruth gya hay mujh ko mannay wala
ab koie nahein naaz maray uthanay wala
per jany kiya sochta hay yah khula darwaza
shayed rasata bhool gya hay aanay wala..

dosti

dosti
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND BHI DUHAAI DEGA.KHAWON ME WO CHEHRA DIKHAAI DEGA,YE DOSTI HAI ZARA SAMBHAL K KARNA,EK AANSU BHI GIRA TO SUNAAI DEGA
AYAZ PATNA

"DOSTI"

"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to hone dena.
"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to hone dena.
"DOSTI"
Khuda hai,to khone na dena.
Agar karte ho dosti kisi se tum sache dil se to kabi us ko rone na dena.,

kanjos sms me

kanjos sms me
sms karny k faiday,
1 mobile ko zang nahi lagy ga
2 time pass ho jata hai
3 parhnay wala kush ho jaye ga
4 contact bana rahy ga
5 or tumhay koi kanjos nahi kahy ga

MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES

MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES
Agar medical rep film banahay to film kay naam yeh hoon gay,
1(STOCK AYA ORDER NA AYE.
2(KAHO NA 100% HAY.
3(HUM ADJUSTMENT DAY CHUKHAY SANAM.
4(HAMARA STOCK APP KAY PASS HAY.
5(FARLOO MARA AAP NAY.
6(AAH AAB WORKING KO CHALAIN.
7(TERMINATE TO HOONA HI THA.
8(PAISAY WALAY 100% KAR JAYEN GAY.:(

bewefa ke naam

bewefa ke naam
gali main derd ke purze talash kerti thi,
meray khatot ke tukre talash kerti thi.
bhulaye kon aziat pasandian us ki,
khushi ke dher main sadmay talash kerti thi,
ajab hijar parasti thi us ki fitrat main,
shajar ke tootey pate talash kerti thi,
ghuma phira ke judai ki baat kerti thi,
hamesha hijar ke herbe talash kerti thi,
duain kerti thi ujre hoe mazaron per,
bare ajeeb sahare talash kerti thi,
mujhay to ajj bataya hai badlon ne,
wo lot ane ke raste talash kerti thi,
i misssssss uuuu till gul.

kisi cheez ki kami nahi

kisi cheez ki kami nahi
kisi cheez ki kami nahi ya rab tere khazane mai,kisi ka mohtaz na rah is zamane mai, fikar mat kar bande kalam khuda k haath hai,likhne wala likh chuka hai, kismt apne saat hai.

Dosti

Dosti
Tujay dejhy bagar teri tasweer bana doon.
Tujay mailay baghar tere dil ka hall bata doon.
Meri dosti main hai itna dum ay dost.
teri ankh ka ansoon apni ankh say baha doon.

YAAD.................

YAAD.................
Wo khatm qaide ki miyaad bhi karta....
Mager main zehmat-e-faryaad bhi nhi krti....
Kbhi kbhi wo mujhe itna yaad ata hai...
K main gusey mein aa k usey bhi yaad nhi krti.....

WQAT KI DHAAR K SATH..........

WQAT KI DHAAR K SATH..........
WAQT KI DHAAR K SATH HUM CHALTE HAIN, IS ADA PER TO LOG HUM PER MARTAY HAI.... SMS KI DUNYA K HUM BETAJ BADSHAH HAIN..... ISI LYE LOG HUM KO SMS KARNE SE DARATAY HAIN....

Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka

Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka
Mujhe Ahaton Kii Talash Hai
Ye Sitarey Sab Hain Bujhey Bujhey
Mujhe Jugnuon Ki Talash Hai
Wo Jo Ek Darya Tha Aag Ka
Mere Raston Se Guzar Gaya
Mujhe Kab Se Rait K Shehar Me
Barishon Ki Talash Hai
Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka

car kay shishay

car kay shishay
kitnay dukh ki bat hai k kabhi kisi ne
ye jannay ki koshsih nahi ki k motor way par jo cars chalti hai un k shishay bund kew hotay hai.
kew k
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un me A C laga hota hai

jhooti hansi hansne

jhooti hansi hansne
jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai
zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai
bas saans chal rahi hai is murde mein ab
rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai

Jane kyu log hume bhul jate hai.

Jane kyu log hume bhul jate hai.
Jane kyu log hume bhul jate hai.
Kuch pal saath rehene k baad dur chale jate hai.
Sach hi kehte hai log ki m3m0n
ke milne ke baad log barish ko bhul jate hai...

Din tere khyaal mein gujar jata hai

Din tere khyaal mein gujar jata hai
Din tere khyaal mein gujar jata hai
raat mein bhi khyaal tera hi aata hai
kabhi yai khyaal is kadar badh jata hai
ki aaine mein bhi tera chehra nazar aata hai